Eton Mess

Eton Mess

The UK's sweetest Punk Rock band

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Eton Mess is a South-West Punk Rock band from the UK, known for their emotionally charged sound. Their latest single, "Painted," explores themes of disorientation and emotional detachment. With a growing following and streams exceeding 104,000, they resonate with listeners in cities like London, São Paulo, and Prague. Discover their music on Spotify.

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  • “‘Fish & Chips’, a surf-licked, punk-charged anthem that turns the UK’s most iconic dish into a full-throttle indie banger. Equal parts post-punk snarl, Britpop charm, and skate-rock fizz, the track rides jangly guitars, shout-along hooks, and a seaside sense of mischief. Think Blur after one too many on Brighton Pier, or Supergrass if they wrote about condiments.”
    Return of Rock
  • “Eton Mess are bringing raw energy, massive riffs and unforgettable live shows wherever they go. Inspired by the likes of IDLES, Rage Against The Machine, Blur and Soft Play, this local powerhouse has been turning heads across the South West with their explosive performances, crowd interaction and original tracks - including the fan-favourite clap along to Fish & Chips.”
    Godney Gathering Festival
  • “Chugging Guitars, Driving Drums and a bass solo to match”
    BBC Introducing South West (About our song Invisible)
  • “‘Validation’ is a jagged, energised protest song for the digital age, with Eton Mess using stripped-down punk and indie grit to challenge the hierarchy of online clout…”
    Tits Upon Tyne